muscle power

Tony Pearson in front of a fitness tool that looks as if it was designed by
HR Giger.

Here's the 2-minute-cut from Everything Is Terrible! since I couldn't find the movie anywhere to make a compilation of my personal favorite bits. I like the lycra and the legwarmers, would have focused a little more on Daniel Greene's glistening pecs though.

- you were playing "physical examination" with your buddies out there in the woods, didn't you.

"WHAAA! My hands are bananas!!!"

These guys are awesome. Not only do they give you practical advice where to keep your protein shake...


...they also show you a food-related ab workout.





It's remarkable how pale the steak and the oranges look next to Rod Koontz.